Monday, August 4, 2014

Myrtle Beachie Drag Race and Alley Cat


So I decided to knock out 3.5 birds with one bike trip by rolling up to Myrtle Beachie for the first weekend in August.  My mother's birthday was on August 1st, so I arrived early that evening and went out to eat at El Cerro Grande.  Much mexican food was ingested and off we headed to my moms house where I would stay for the night.
The next day, I decided get in an early ride, but not before eating a nice breakfast with the parents.  Afterwards, I kitted up, pulled out the cross bike and headed out to explore Coastal Myrtle Beach.  The weather was murky and threatening to bare down with massive amounts of precipitation, so I carried along my rain jacket.  The air was also very warm, so the jacket tucked under my jersey was added heat against my body which made me want it to rain in order to cool things down.  My first destination was The Myrtle Beach Bike Fix.  I needed a new helmet since the one I was wearing had been cracked for a few weeks since an incident during a group ride sent me flying over the handlebars onto the dirt landing helmet first.  A new Catlike helmet was purchased, recommendations on where to ride were given and I was on my way.  I pedaled up the boulevard from the south end near Springmaid Pier up to 82nd ave.  The traffic at this time was light and my speed was constant.  The wind was blowing and I was having a great time.  I then connected up and across through a very hairy and tricky connector towards North Myrtle Beach.  Now the fun began.  I knew my way around here by car, but never had the opportunity to go through all the coastal niches via bike, so that was my challenge.  I rode onwards towards the coast near the Galleria at Kroger's only to find out the border roads are segmented by many different "hotel villages".  This made for a tricky up and around trek, but I had most of the early day, so I continued on.  Out I popped onto Hwy 17 again near Briarcliff.  An established mini-sidewalk system existed to allow the shoppers foot access to the malls, so I used it to shuttle my way up to the horseshoe section of North Myrtle Beach.  On I went into the Atlantic Beach section until I found out this section was also partitioned from other areas of the boulevard..hmm...
Fortunately, there is a sliver of a trail which allowed me to squeeze over to the boulevard where I continued my trip.  I pedaled onwards at the edge of an angry roaring ocean warning me of the impending downpour.  I realized the ocean conditions just as quickly as the sky opened up and dropped massive amounts of rain on me while on my ride.  It felt so good I continued onwards.  The rain cooled things off so much that my overall speed increased and my feeling of wellness balanced out.  I pedaled all the way up to the northern most point of the Windy Hill area where I proceeded to double back to my parent's house.  The ride back was just as complicated, but enjoyable nonetheless as I now knew where to pop in and out of.  As I approached the south end of the boulevard, the traffic had multiplied exponentially, so I started to weave my way thru miles and miles of standstill tourist traffic.  So many kids in cars stuck in traffic looking at other kids in cars.  Ahh, wasted youth.  As I rolled back, I was paparazzi attacked by the Kevin and Stacy Heniford who had been tracking my Garmin Connect Dot locator all the way up to North Myrtle Beach and back...It turns out they were headed back home and simply wanted to stop and catch up with me.  It's cool how technology keeps friends together.
65 miles later, I got home and discovered my father making an incredible meal for a late lunch!  What a treat!  I jumped in the shower, cleaned up, changed clothes for the drag race and then I quickly scarfed down 2 massive plates worth of good Peruvian home cooking!  So after a quick recovery nap, I jumped into my truck and headed over to the annual Myrtle Beach Drag Race and Swap meet.  All the usual suspects were there already looking for parts or showing off their drag race steeds.  The rain as it had been all day was hanging heavy and threatening to make this event a very wet one indeed.  From the turnout, it seemed no one was scared off because of the rain.  I laid out my massive amount of extra bike parts to sell on a nearby table hoping to get rid of it all today.  I then turned my attention to my bike which I was going to drag race.  My legs were tight from my earlier ride, but a quick spin helped shake out the cobwebs.  I proceeded lining up and just like that we were racing!  Two at a time, racers went up and tested each other until only two racers were left, James Cooper and I.
 Oh this was going to be good.  Go! Off we sped, I started out simply heckling James as we raced down the stretch only to find out his bike picked up speed quickest in the 3rd stretch!  He started to roar ahead as I scrambled to maintain my composure and proceed with my attack.  James shook his head at me as I sped away from him.  I whizzed thru with a win as clearly none of the stronger guys had managed to show up yet, so the race was most definitely unbalanced.  The Slow Mo race was definitely my favorite as it relied on balance and handling skills.  I crisscrossed my way across from rider to rider, cutting them off, forcing them to lose their balance and touch the ground.  It was so much fun!  Earlier in the competition, I had cut off another competitor with an illegal fakie move and the judges stripped me of my win in this category, but that was ok as I had won enough to qualify for free beer!  The best thing about this event is the laid-back feel and simply checking out what everyone is riding nowadays.  Selling bike parts and leaving with cash in hand is always a great feeling as well.  
Afterwards, everyone got ready for the first ever Myrtle Beach Alley Cat Race which would send racers all over the Myrtle Beach area based on clues. This race was a blast!  We started from Beach Bikes after having to run around the building to pick up our cue sheets.  After running back around, I grab my bike and proceed to huddle up in a corner to hash out the best route through the city.  Once again, not knowing all the right places makes it hard for one to really do good in events such as these.  I hashed out that the furthest point away would be the market commons area where the MB Bicycle Fix was located, so I took off like a rocket.  I thought I was the only one going this way since I first saw a number of riders scooting out towards Celebrity Square, but I then heard a familiar sound to me....a mountain bike tire hum.  Just when I thought I was alone, here comes David Hall flying along and passing me in an instant.  I quickly jumped on his wheel and we fell into a furious draft speed train.  It was a pretty cool feeling speeding through the back streets of Myrtle Beach.  We picked up some more riders and soon, Enoel and a few others joined the train to Market Commons.  Dave picked up the pace upon reaching Kings Hwy and soon, the group broke into several pieces.  I went off the back as I had nothing really left in the tank after my longer ride earlier that day as well as the drag race fun.  So I sped along to the first checkpoint, took my photo of the store, and sped off to what I assumed was the next checkpoint.  I sped back down to Ocean Blvd and stumbled through then next few checkpoints as I had a little difficulty finding them due to my lack of knowledge of the total area.  I did, however, remember where the underground tunnel was at Sea Mist! Onwards we sped down Ocean Blvd, riders going every which way!  I found myself drafting a few vehicles at speeds around 30-mph..it was awesome.  Traffic was gridlocked nearing Ripley's so lane splitting did occur and it was hectic.  I had my eyes open wide and both hands ready on the brakes as I flew through the middle of the lanes...alley cat madness!  After reaching a checkpoint at the top of the Pavilion Parking garage, I made the sad discovery that I had missed a checkpoint 2 miles back at Market Commons.  After some serious reassessment, I decided I could not go back in a realistic time and get the checkpoint.  My race was over.  Some of the reason for the loss had to do with the fact that my cue sheet list deteriorated way back after reaching checkpoint 2.  The night's moisture had eaten into the eco-friendly printer paper and turned it back into a mash of wood pulp.  I had since been feeding off of Enoel's list since he had his in a ziplock bag, which was still filling with moisture every time we opened it.  We went around and picked up all the rest of the checkpoints and chalked it up to having a great night riding bikes through Myrtle Beach.  We ended up at a pretty cool bar named Atlas..they had great beer and treated us very, very nice.  Had an awesome time chatting with all my friends.. Overall, it was a great night, and I totally look forward to next year's event.  

Thanks to all of the following.

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Wednesday, June 4, 2014

Dirty Kanza 200 : A day in the grasslands of Kansas..

 

For many years now, I have read about other rider's tales of woe and personal success when racing across the vast gravel expanses of Kansas.  The Dirty Kanza is a 202 mile gravel road race across the Flint Hills of Kansas.  It, to me, had become the pinnacle of must do gravel events.  For the past two years, I had imagined and visualized what it would be like to attempt this race.   Gear reviewers taunted me with the "Dirty Kanza" by relating their testing experiences by having ridden their gear during the race.  If it held up and rode well in Kanza, then their gear had the ultimate seal of approval.  Veteran gravel racers would throw around the "Dirty Kanza" statement to prove they had done the minimum requirements necessary to be taken seriously in a discussion or conversation regarding their current gravel races and travels.  I had to do this race to fully understand what they meant!

THE DECISION:

    In early January of 2014, I successfully registered for the Dirty Kanza which has an extremely quick fill window in terms of registrants.  I could not believe I was in!  For many years, I had tried to enter Leadville 100 and was unsuccessful, thus my surprise at being able to get into this race.  Part one was complete.  Now I had to shake off the doubt and get real.

THE BIKE:

    I quickly started planning out a race rig which would carry me through the event.  I was divided between outfitting my Salsa Selma with gears or racing my Salsa Vaya.  The Selma fits me like a glove and since she is titanium, makes efforts easier to muddle through.  After some careful fit alterations and experiments, I finally decided on the Vaya since she rides more upright and would treat my body better on the longer than normal cruise across Kansas.  I outfitted her with WoodChippers and swapped out the stock wheels for a custom solution I have been working on for a few months now.  I ordered an SP dynamo PD-8 hub, some Stan's Flow rims(regressed to Flows after experiencing a defective Stans Flow EX) and with the help of local wheel smith, Chris Moore, I was rocking and rolling on a new set of bullet proof wheels.  I double taped the bars to allow me to comfortably run gloveless as I knew the heat in Kansas is a factor and wanted optimal cooling efficiency since I tend to run pretty warm myself.  I had initially started my experimental race rig with VeeRubber V10s after finding them on sale via PricePoint, but wow, was that a major mistake.
The VeeRubber V10s had a weak bead and would spontaneously blow off the rim tubed or tubeless!  It was a very disturbing discovery.  I had bought extras being that they were on sale, so I slapped on another and it held tight.  So, I chalked it up to the fact that I had one defective tire.  Wrong!  During a ride in the weeks leading up to the race, my rear tire managed to malform at the far end of a long day in the saddle in 102 degree heat.  Fortunately the tire bubble popped and the Stan's fluid filled in the hole.  This left me with a lumpy tire for the next 15 miles until I arrived at a gas station and called for an extraction.  Ironically, I had ordered some of the new WTB Nano 40c tires which I was planning on using later this season for my ultralight Hell Hole gravel racing rig.   After consulting with my MTP Velo teammate, Patrick Lackey,  I mounted the WTB tires on the Vaya in about 20 minutes with no issues on bead seating and quickly made a decision to abandon VeeRubber from all future endeavors and applications.  Being that I had a dynamo, I also ordered and mounted SuperNova E3 front and rear lights.  This would be handy if I was not able to finish before dark.  One final thing was to decide on carry on equipment.  I chose Revelate to carry my spare tubes, lube,
multitool, extra 30oz of collapsible water, Sinewave inline power conditioner, as well as cellphone, maps, cue sheets, emergency whistle/compass, knife, and lots of chamois butter.  A Revelate gas tank held my assorted quick grab foods such as Gels, munchies, and a can of V8, and tylenol if needed.  On the bars, I mounted a SPOT tracker for emergency purposes, a Garmin 810, and a Banjo Brothers cue sheet holder(borrowed).  After a few more test rides, I found the bike to be as good as it can be, so I stopped fiddling with it.

THE BODY:

    During the same time I was nervously preparing my rig, I was also riding lots of various terrain such as Pisgah, Georgia, road and gravel.  I initially started with Total Cyclist indoor training rides, which are tremendously fun and productive.  Unfortunately, they were hard to get to on time as I stayed pretty busy and they also were not providing me with the base miles I desperately needed.  I therefore simply started doing what I normally do.  Setout midday and ride gravel until dark focusing on time blocks instead of power output.  I started with 1 hour blocks and quickly moved to 3 hour blocks which were the most recurring.  I then allocated time on the weekends to do at least one large effort with 5+ hours.  Then I started mixing it up with trips to Pisgah and anywhere else I could ride.  A bike packing trip in Georgia left me feeling very confident, but unsure about my Kanza status.  I also did another solo preride of the Pisgah Monster CX course which left me feeling very confident as I followed it up with another strong day sweeping the Pisgah 111k course.  I felt strong, I was riding strong and my efforts were showing it.  Was I ready for Kanza?  Not really....

THE ARRIVAL:

   My final effort right before Kanza left me wondering what the hell happened.  A quick out and back with Patrick had me feeling weak and drained.  Patrick chalked it all up to nerves.  I hope he was right.  A week later, he and I headed out to Kansas to challenge ourselves over the course of 200 miles.  We stayed at the Emporia State University Dormitory which was really nice although insanely cold inside.  I had forgotten my sleeping bag and pillow in my garage , so I donned my only pair of jeans on as well as shorts over them and my rain jacket and still suffered a cold night's sleep the first night in town.  Yay!  The following day, after an awesome breakfast and efficient registration, a new sleeping bag and pillow from the local Wally World ensured a warm restful night's sleep the day before the big event.  We then went back to the dorm to grab our bikes and do a little light spinning of the gravel.  Rolling thru Emporia was nice as they have good shoulders for riders to safely stay away from vehicles.
Upon hitting the gravel, my first thoughts were wow...it is beautiful...colors were vibrant, gravel was gritty and not sandy like back home.  Wind at the start was at our backs, so we rolled along like super humans with an easy 18-20mph pace....  After reaching an agreed upon turnaround point, we started pedaling back...into the wind.  Damn, I thought...this is going to be a tough race.  The relentless wind left me nowhere to hide dwindling our speed to a max of 13mph.  My hopes of completing the Dirty Kanza 200 were getting fuzzy.  Afterwards, we returned to town for coffee at the Granady and think about how the course was going to affect us the next day.  Then back to the dorms for a shower and back to town for the pre-dinner Pasta-Palooza.
 This was such a cool dinner cooked up with loving care by little ol' ladies  ( as described by Jim Cummins).  The variety of pasta dishes available was unreal and really kept my stomach busy for hours afterwards as it all agreed with me nicely.  Various well known athletes made an appearance and mixed in with the lesser humans for a fantastic evening of conversation and gravel racing shoptalk.  Upon completion of dinner, Patrick and I set out for a quick beer and roll towards the dorm as our sleep window was upon us.  Many new friends and acquaintances were made along the way as my good friend James Cooper had mentioned he knew James Barringer of Newton Bike Shop.  After chatting with him for a bit and checking out the new fat bike that his test rider, Tim, was going to be riding, he offered to let me ride it.  It was a super fun Origin8 26x4
with a NuVinci rear drive.  The shifting was seamless and it amazed me how it changed the concept of acceleration and power output.    After hanging out a bit longer to buy some Kanza souvenirs, we hit the local pub Mulready's.
They had a DK200 Kolsch on tap only available for DK200 racers...it was good stuff.  I had 2.  Tim Ek, who inspired the "racing the sun" concept was there carb loading before the main event as well.  We finished our beers and then we exited for the dorms.  Waiting out the sleep monster before this event was outright torture.  Everything was set and perfect.  Alarms were set for 4:15am as we had to get to breakfast and be on the start line prior to 6am.  Then I slept....

THE RACE:
    Morning came in as fast and furious as the start of the race.  I rolled out of my cot, "kitted" up, grabbed my bike and we rolled on over to the breakfast station.  Inside, I order a tasty breakfast burrito.  I really wish I hadn't as it felt like it was sitting in my already bloated belly from the Pasta-Palooza....We roll up to the start/finish line and there are several riders there already.  They start pouring in by the dozens.  Roller Derby girls are holding up signs  with anticipated completion times on them.  12 hours, 14 hours, 16 hours....etc.  Patrick plants himself at the back of the 12 hour pack.  I tell Patrick I really
should be back in the 16 hour pack, but he insists to stay close as I have better handling skills than most of them and I would do best to try and hang onto a strong wheel as long as humanly possible before resigning myself to ride into the wind solo.  I defer to his advice and stay close.  I know this is part of the tactics we had previously discussed, but looking around at all the ultra light racerX equipment and determined looks, I felt like I was out of place.  Then after lots of official words were spoken, I heard Jim yell GO!  
    Just like that we were being pace escorted out of town.  The excited energy pulsing from the racers was electrifying!  I held onto my spot on Patrick's wheel and hoped the pace would be civil.  It was not.  As soon as the gravel approached, the fast and the furious bared their teeth.  The race was on!  I lunged forward to hold onto a wheel and realized Patrick had also reacted. He sped forward and I finally latched back onto him.  It was intense trying to get accustomed to the frenetic pace as well as the varying skill levels of the riders all around me.  Add to that, the tandems and the single speeds and the fat bikes and the guys on randonneurs....It was crazy!  All 1200 of them grinding gravel at 25+ miles per hour... There were heaps of dust, early morning fog and the sound of gears changing repeatedly.  The fog made the dust stick to my glasses, my teeth, and my arms and legs...The moist air left my hands slippery on the bars as I had opted to race sans gloves.  Then after about 15 miles in the changes started to occur.  The lead pack showed that this was just a warmup and pulled away from us in the second pack in a powerful leap forward.  I  lifted my head up in awe as they left us working harder than ever to bridge
the gap....it was the beginning of the end for myself as I knew that before I even reached the first checkpoint, I would be riding solo.  After about 10 more miles, my pack started showing signs of weakness.  Lots of wildcards started splitting down the middle of the pack, swerving around the sides and a few near misses and even a wreck during an uphill attempt to pass.  The ground in Kansas is interesting....while sandy and gravelly on top, it is solid rock just a few inches underneath which meant you had to be sharp at all times.  I worried for the first 50 miles about how the jagged terrain of the course would affect my tires as all I witnessed the entire race were riders repairing flat tires or mangled derailleurs.  Surprisingly, the MTB skills really paid off here as I bunny hopped cattle grates, maneuvered through rock gardens and powerslid thru corners with ease.  The WTB Nano tires were an excellent choice and I was truly happy to have them on my bike as it was one less thing to worry about.  I seemed to be really enjoying the fact that I was moving along a a good clip until I realized I was going too fast for my own good.  The realization came when I noticed Patrick was behind me and not up in front.  I had jumped the gun in the frenzied split, and I was going to pay for that energy burst later.  I started to throttle myself and find my way back in a massive pack of racers wanting to move forward...It was definitely a nice feeling on my legs to ease off and I knew this was a good decision.  I never knew when Patrick passed back by me, but I am sure it was amidst a pack of organized riders which I let go by.  Ironically the massive group I was riding in mostly all split away when the course split the 100 from the 200 milers!  I maintained a pace of 15.5 mph for the longest time as I felt great and it was slow enough to allow other mad riders by me.  I rode thru a river crossing while everyone else was carrying their bikes through.  Too much fun! Mile after mile flew by and the scenery grew more and more incredible.  The greens were so vibrant, the gravel was much more coarse and the sky got bigger and bigger....I was feeling small.  In all the race start hustle, it seems I had forgotten to turn on my SPOT tracker!  I turn it on and hope someone at home is
entertained by my moving dot.  I concentrated on the distance left before reaching checkpoint #1 as well as drinking and eating.  Everything was going fine and checkpoint #1 soon arrived....
    I was so surprised to have reached checkpoint #1 so easily, that I just sat there wondering what to do first. Then I jumped into action, reloaded my water bottles as all 3 were empty, and ate a Honey Stinger Waffle.   My support crew person came up and handed me an ice cold cup of Gatorade and it went down so smooth.  It was perfectly mixed and I wanted more.  I had another and chugged it.  My 5 minute timer went off and I rolled away from checkpoint #1 up a super steep road climb out of town!  Warmed up from the quick climb, my mind kept racing to that tasty Gatorade I left behind.  I then realized my own mix was too harsh, especially at the warmer temp, and that was the reason the Gatorade was so appealing.  Too late now, I had to adjust and persevere.  Onwards I went onto checkpoint #2.  This stretch was wide open with lots of unmanaged roads and craggy water crossings and cattle grates.  Lots of tricky rocky sections also made this flat tire hell.  Thankfully,  I never suffered a flat.  As I pedaled onwards, the hills grew steeper with more frequency.  It was one roller after another for some areas and they left me extremely drained from each effort.  I then realized I was going to have to change my riding style in order to survive the day.  No more stand up efforts, use lower gears, attack the hills if you have momentum and then downshift.  It was all muscle survival tactics.  I rolled onwards determined to adapt.  My pace dropped to about 13mph.  I felt tremors in the backs of my upper arms at this point as the pain of riding in the drops for this amount of time was weighing down on me intensely.  In order to attack the downhill with total control, I had to remain in the drops as this position worked well on these bars.  This position also seemed to work well on the long, slow arduous climbs...so it really did a number on my wimpy arms.  I had to keep reminding myself to eat and drink as all I was concerned with was making the cutoff time for checkpoint #2.  The heat started to rise as the morning mist dissipated.  I  worried about how hot exactly it would be around 3pm since this was just the beginning.  I also started to realize I may have lost the race against the sun and just needed to "race my own race".  Feeling a bit weak in the legs, I chugged a V8, ate a Goo, washed it all down with water and proceeded to pedal forward.  Then I realize I had depleted all of my water and was still about 8 miles out.  I hoped it was an easy 8.  I start to wonder if I should go ahead and hit my emergency water bladder when I look up and see a town coming into focus in the distance...it was  checkpoint #2!
    I pedal into a madhouse of a checkpoint #2.  There were riders laying on their backs everywhere.  Riders working on mechanicals, moaning about continuing onwards...madness.  I sat under the shade of a tree by the support tent and let them fill my water bottle with ice cold gatorade...I ate my honey stinger protein bar and some olives, chugged another V8 and washed it all down with...NOT
gatorade...I asked the support guy what he filled my bottle with and he explained that they had run out of gatorade and were using Gu Brew electrolytes tablets instead. It was not what I wanted to drink, but I was super hot and thirsty and my SAG bag bottles had been left out in the sun and were hot themselves.  I mixed my SAG bottles up with half of the GuBrew water to cool them down reloaded everything made sure all my water was cold, walked around for a bit and heard my 5 minute timer alert me to start moving again.  So off I went with 100 miles of Kansas tackled and a 100 more to go.  The terrain now changes to much, much longer drawn out grinds up gravel roads which stretch out for miles.  I could see little pin dots moving slowly like ants as far as my eyes could focus.  The first 12 miles are like this...and it is just miserable.  It is like being in a desert with no end.  The heat and wind were starting to pound down pretty hard and I was drinking water more often.  My Garmin reported upper 90s on the temperature readings, but the wind kept things cool, so it was a tradeoff.  I finally reach the left turn away from the wind and find my pace change from 10-12 to 15-18.  I really start moving along now, but I notice I am burning up!   The wind was now at my back and since there was no wind in my face, I was feeling more direct heat from the sun.  No win there.  I pedaled along attacking roller after roller with tactical power climbs up one side, mad downhill speeds and high geared power attacks up the other sides.  I used every trick I could to keep from having to spin tiny gears and reduce my rolling speed.  My pace stayed steady at about 12-13mph.   It all seemed to be working until I realized at around mile 135, I had run out of water again.  I had to stop and drink half of my bladder emergency water.  I was nervous about being on such a low amount of water, but I pedaled on knowing that if I had to, I had iodine tablets to get some water from a random stream as long as the water was running, hoping it wasn't directly in line with a cow pasture...It was at this point that the course started to open up to more and more cattle grazing openly.  There were more cows than ever before!  After pedaling up some of the steepest rocky gravel roads ever, I worked my way up to a radio tower which turned into a paved road...checkpoint #3 was getting close. 
    I started pedaling harder to get here hoping I had beat the final cutoff time base on my stops to handle my water issues.  Checkpoint #3 is a success!  I arrive in Cottonwood Falls quite dehydrated, near bonking and my support person, Laura,  noticed that and immediately offered a Coke and water.  I also ate chips and a pickle and immediately start to feel much better.  She refills my water bottles with GuBrew water and I refill my bladder with plain water.  I grab a banana, relax for a few more minutes as I planned on a 15 minute rest at checkpoint #3, but I think I rolled out within 10...As I roll out, I am filled with
a sense of empowerment upon making it this far with no major issues.  I feel the need to step up my game as I planned on making it in well before midnight.  I roll through herds of cattle in the middle of the gravel road, some barely scraping against my handlebars.  I upped my pace and started attacking climbs with more power.  The rollers around this point were tight and packed together with very few relief spots in-between.  I stopped in front of some very nice people's house who were offering hose water showers and water refills.  It felt nice in the rising heat and the water tasted great.  Regardless, I rode hard and started to feel the results of my abuse.  The heat was at the point where it was pounding into my skull and left me dizzy and a bit weak.  I felt sleepy as I was pedaling and found it hard to concentrate.  I shook it off and developed a piercing headache.  I rode through it up until I was so dizzy I had to get off the bike.  At around mile 175, I experience dead legs and intense dizziness combined with a nauseous stomach.  I stood there beside my bike leaning heavily while rider after rider passed by me asking if I was ok..  I guess at some point I really did not look ok as a rider mumbled something to his group about how terrible I looked and had stopped to help me.  I looked at him through a cloudy mind and let him know I was ok and then I turned and puked everything I had on the bridge.  It kept coming and coming and my legs buckled.  I was exhausted from the heat.  He mumbled something about "thats not good" and called my support crew to come and pick me up.  I was too weak to argue at the time, so I just walked back and sat down for a moment.  He said help is on the way and if I needed anything else.  I told him all will be fine as I ate my banana and drank some of my colder water.  I asked him to continue his race and he reluctantly agreed.  Great people out here!!  So after what seemed like a few days, the sun set and the air cooled.   Growing bored, I surfed FaceBook on my phone to see that all my friends back home were tracking me and keeping up with my progress.  At this point the race became more than just personal, and I knew that I had to finish this thing.  I was feeling much better after some rest and the food and water, so I called support to cancel my extraction.  She said she would put a cancel on the request and to please let them know how things were progressing.  I roll onwards shaky, but happy with my decision to complete the race.    As night fell,  I found myself rolling along in the darkness with only my dynamo lights shining brightly all the way.  Millions of fireflies dotted the pastures, and lots of riders lights could be seen all around.  After one more recovery stop to make sure everything was working right, as well as listening to the coyotes fighting in the distance and the sliver of a moon glowing overhead, I plowed onward to finish this race.  Lots of DK200 parties were going on out here.  Bonfires, people cheering us on, free water and "fat" coke.  Upon getting closer to Emporia, I notice a giant beacon of lights letting me know where I needed to be.  I pedaled harder, found myself in the city, then whisked out onto yet another gravel road.  Only this one I recognized from the previous day's preride.  I pedal hard as I can and see roads up ahead.  I roll into town and cut through the Emporia University with its Dirty Kanza chalk art sidewalks and down main street where some diehard fans are still waiting and handing out hi-fives.  I roll down the center and am presented with my finishers cup and a handshake from Jim himself...I park my bike and collapse onto a nearby street corner... body writhing in pain, now fully realizing the effort I imposed on my body.  After a few hard long fought minutes, the pain is subsided by a fellow sympathetic racer in the form of a Centennial IPA beer...pain neutralized temporarily, I set about restoring my vitals.  Dirty Kanza 200...what an experience.

THE RETURN:
    After coming about, Patrick shows up to help me limp back to the dorm.  I learn that he did beat the sun and will be getting a special prize for that accomplishment.  He looks worse than I do and has a harder time moving about.  Sleep comes easily that night and morning comes just as quickly as we need to now check out, load up and head towards the awards ceremony for a free breakfast and one last time to hangout with fellow riders.  I end up winning a really cool bike rack system from KUAT called The NV.  It is a nice way to end a long weekend as we roll out of Kansas.  Upon our drive home, we had forgotten that one of our goals while out here was to eat "Kansas City Style" bbq ribs.  We didn't remember until we were in Missouri, so we compromise and stop at a place called S & S BBQ in St Louis, MO for some of the most incredible bbq I have had in quite some time.  I experience "oinkers" which are a cheese and pulled pork filled hushpuppy of sorts.  Too much!  After sometime oohing and ahhing over our incredible lunch, we roll
onwards towards home, stopping briefly in a Tennessee hotel to handle sleep deprivation.  Morning had me driving and I was treated to the Cherokee National forest as well as the Pisgah Forest as the sun was coming up....what beauty.

THE CONCLUSION:
Firstly, the people of Kansas are some of the nicest folk on the planet.  They are truly sincere and seem to go out of their way to help you!  The support staff was also super awesome and made my suffering manageable...I could not have completed this race without them.  Finally, Jim Cummins and his entire crew are a special kind of awesome in how they continue to communicate with you up to and after the day of the race.  I have never EVER seen or experienced that level of dedication to an event in all my years of racing bicycles...Good Job, keep it up guys!  
     The 2014 Dirty Kanza 200 marks one of the tougher races I have competed in to date.  You may be reading this thinking "Joel, you have ridden hundreds of miles in the Pisgah region as well as other very challenging areas and terrain"..  Why would I claim this one to be the toughest race to date?   The mental preparation for a remote race like this was very challenging and I truly wanted to accomplish it on my first try.  While I am satisfied with completion of this race, I know that I could return and go much faster in a shorter period of time due to my understanding of what needs to happen.  As of right now, it is too soon to make those kind of decisions as I also know there are many other mtb, gravel and bike packing challenges awaiting out there, both organized and unorganized.  So I will continue riding my bike and see where I end up next...

DK 200 Finishers Cup

WHAT WORKED:
  • Tires: WTB Nano 40c
    • >> they rocked!
  • Salsa WoodChippers
    • >> super comfortable and lots of hand positions.
  • Salsa Vaya
    • >> excellent positional geometry, although Ti frame would be nicer
  • Revelate Bags
    • >> held my stuff well and never gave me grief
  • SP Dynamo Hub
    • >> saved me multiple times for all my electrical needs
  • SPOT Tracker.
    • >> It actually did a decent job tracking
  • Extra Collapsible water bladder
    • >> I didn't want to bring it, but saved the day during peak heat.
  • Breathable moisture wicking cycling cap
    • >> My simple little hat kept my eyes from burning with dripping sweat.
  • My nutrition
    • >> as much chaos as I incurred by switching to different liquids, I kept my electrolytes stable enough to not experience cramps.
  • Cooler Weather
    • >> My system ran better towards the beginning of the day and into the night.
  • Garmin 810
    • >> tracked my route
    • >> successfully navigated me back to Emporia
  • Bag Balm
    • >> Kept me chafe free nearly all day
  • SP Dynamo PD8 Hub
    • >> Kept my phone charged all day
    • >> Saved my routing when my Garmin threatened low battery.  Charged up 20% within 10 miles.

WHAT DIDN'T WORK:
  • VeeRubber
    • >> I was fortunate enough to have all my failures with this tire occur near home.
  • My nutrition
    • >> the liquid nutrition I chose tasted extremely foul with heat applied.
    • >> I also chose food items which I did not care to eat when the heat got to me.
    • >> I actually craved real bananas instead of Goo and V8
    • >> I do not know how the olives affected my system
    • >> Switching to the GuBrew tablets during a race like that was extremely foolish
  • Hotter Weather
    • >> My system does not do well under hot conditions, but I was able to manage myself throughout.
  • Garmin 810
    • >> Buggy system freaked out after checkpoint #1 and kept wanting me to do a u turn. I had to carefully restart the course while not restarting my ride tracking.  UGGH!
    • >> Battery started to die after 11 hours.
    • >> Newer is not always better.  I do not recommend this unit.
  • Chamois Butter
    • >> upon application, it trapped my moisture and started to cause softening of the skin which almost resulted in a severe chafing situation.  fortunately I stopped reapplying and stuck with my base of bag balm...






Patrick, the Sun Chaser...

Monday, November 15, 2010

CBC Cyclocross Race#2

After getting home late from a seminar at BarCamp the previous day, I had very little motivation to get up early and race my butt off.  Surprisingly, I was up around 7am and feeling almost awake by 8.  That must have meant I was still a little hungover from last nights fun...  I made myself some coffee, got suited up, loaded up the bike & gear and headed over for race #2 of the CBC Cyclocross series...I was certainly not expecting to be able to perform today like I did last week, but curious to see if my hectic week really does play a factor on my performance level.  In other words, I was experimenting on myself.  I already knew the expected outcome, I just wanted to verify it.  Verification complete.  Without an proper night's sleep and a generous amount of mental and physical preparation, I am a sluggish toad.

The weather was perfect.  No extra layers were needed...The course was tough and very different from last week.  It would have definitely been in a mountain bikers favor if I had selected the proper gear and had enough strength to turn the pedals...I ran a 42x12 and really suffered right from the start: Mental preparation error: make sure you can race with the gear you chose...There was inclined forest loam singletrack, layered hillclimbs and sandpit turn traps.  It was gonna be a tough day for sure.

Starting line: the man said go and I couldn't.  The entire pack took off and I sat there trying to get my pedals turning for what seemed like forever.  As I finally got things moving, I snapped into position in the back of the lead pack.  Knowing after only 1-2 laps that I would not be able to hold this pace, I totally backed off and just let people fly by for a while just pedaling along deciding if I should just quit.  I found my body really fighting me to stay moving and my legs were like two slabs of rock.  I kept pedaling along waiting to get past this wall and hope the blast came back soon.  It came back, but a little too late.  35 minutes in, I finally started to pick things up and felt a little better flowing along, but still hating my gear selection.  I dealt with the slow pedaling and started being more efficient in use of my brake as I only had a front brake on the bike because my rear one was at home in pieces.  I then picked up the riders I had targeted to let slip by and placed decent gap between us and I started trying to level my pace to survive the remaining 10 minutes.  Then my chain flew off and I had to stop and fix it.  4 riders flew by again and once again I jumped on and took off after them.  I don't know how I was able to chase them down, but I picked off 3 of them once again and just could not catch the remaining rider in a "Trek" jersey riding just ahead of me...defeated, spent, hungover.

I went out there today to really test myself against the factors of life.  I realized that just because life hands you a hectic week, you shouldn't hide inside on the weekends as a result.  Challenge yourself to the fullest everytime you can.  I may have lost this race on several levels, but I gained some valuable keys to winning races in my future where I stand a better chance.

Good stuff CBC!  Thanks for the fun!

Congratulations to Nathan Smith and David Hall for placing top 2 in Cat 1 Mens!

BarCamp CHS


I recently attended my first and surely not to be my last BarCamp in Charleston.   It was everything I hoped it would be and a bit more.  While it was not an uber:geeky low-level coding seminar like I really want to attend, it was something a bit more diverse.  Bar Camp is a loose network of user-generated conferences that allow one to share their most intense technology or other related hobbies and talents with others of like interests...the name itself is a spinoff of the geeky word which developers use frequently in test applications: "foobar".  Since there was already a "Foo Camp", the only logical choice was to use "Bar Camp", right?  (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BarCamp).  


The words of the day were in no particular order: organic, Drupal, cloud, SQL, confidential, Google, beer, Java...did I mention organic?

Upon arrival, I was worried everything that was to be said would have been spam pushed from some major companies wares, but I was slightly wrong.  Yes, there were major influences publicly there such as Google, Yahoo, BlastOff Games, ATDesk, etc...but they were all low-key and very open in their sharing of information...


After registration, I bumped into a few old friends from previous companies I have worked for and we socialized for a few minutes before the sessions got underway.  It was great to see so many local talented technology professionals attending this conference!  


The first thing that happens at BarCamp is the pitch session.  After finding a seat in the auditorium, everyone who wants to hold a seminar goes up before us all and has 30 seconds to lets us know what they are going to be talking about.   There is someone on hand to moderate and holds everyone to their 30 seconds which is great because a few presenters were pushing the 30 second limit...60 presenters went up and 60 presentations were to be voted on.  The vote was, however, skipped after realization that 10 sessions an hour for 6 hours would fill in the timeline perfectly...Thus, BarCamp started and everyone hurried over to the Seminar wall to find out which  seminar to attend during the first hour of BarCamp.  My first hour's choice was a seminar on Cybercrime.  It sounded interesting and I definitely enjoy figuring out how hackers do what they do, so off I went....




  Late for my first seminar was not a good sign...why I was late is a good question...I must have been trying to make sense of the schedule for too long.  I missed his opening case scenario and introduction and wondered if I would even get anything out of this.  After hearing all the regular mundane, do's & don'ts about personal information security, the speaker (from Phishlabs) hit upon a neat little topic which I thought would be great if he intended to followup entirely.  Fortunately, he did followup and described a situation involving the tracking of a generic spam message based on the email address.  The basics of the message were unimportant, but the spam senders email (hotmail) address had an IP embedded in it which revealed its origin.  Upon tracing that IP back to its source, it was found to be based from some PC in Somewhere, USA.  After then being able to contact that actual PC owner directly, it was found out that the PC was in fact infected and was being used as what is sometimes referred to as a Zombie Bot!  So, by being able to, with the owners permission, trace back the directed commands being sent to that ZombiePC to perform, they were able to trace it beyond the reflected source.  The trace resulted in the command coming from some spot in the Netherlands.  After further investigation, it was found to be an IPSec line and not traceable at any point beyond that...Fascinating!  This is an organized endeavour!  After further analysis of it all, it was found that this entire "system" is made up of coordinated efforts... First someone creates software used to initally infect PCs via undisclosed vulnerabilities.  Still another developer writes tools used to "control another persons PC in an efficient and virtually undetectable manner. Then they sell those tools on the blackmarket to someone else needing "infection & control tools".  The buyer then uses those tools to setup "virtual harvests" of compromised PCs out there that obey their every command via those secure connections.  Well, once that was understood, the speaker even described the technique used to be able to obtain over 5 million actual, not stolen "hotmail" addresses.  The buyer basically purchases blocks of valid hotmail address from yet another source which specializes in creating bulk hotmail addresses mappable to the Zombie PCs IPs for tracking purposes.  This "email source" even has a special technique in validating these email address to get by the Captcha system by paying people in third world countries pennies per captcha that they decode for them.  Once decoded, the captcha answers are zapped back to awaiting automatic scripts specialized in creating the hotmail accounts...It was more than enough to make your head spin!  There is a serious game being played out there!

My next seminar goal was to attend my friend Paul Reynold's: Reading Code for the Layperson...it was a really great seminar and started out simple and thorough.  My objective was to see if there were other techniques being implemented out there to write more "readable" code.  Halfway through, I remembered the HFT(High Frequency Trading) seminar was going on, so I promptly exited his talk since most of this was review for me. Since I am a novice day-trader, anything having to do with trading, high speed and awesome technology were really intriguing to me.  I walk in and realize a friend of mine Nathan Smith whom I ride bicycles with is doing the presentation.   They were still going over basics of HFT which I already knew somewhat and made it just in time for the juicy details of what happens during a  live transaction.  That was pretty cool.  Then they explained that there were algorithms (business logic rules) applied to the feed to further analyze and set buy / sell points in a more optimized manner.  Truly cool stuff.  Live trading feed, realtime analysis, semi-artificial intelligence algorithms used to handle decisions...wow.  Then, when I thought I had it all grasped in my head,  they said this stuff happens at the rate of some ridiculous # of transactions every 2 micro seconds...micro seconds is equivalent to one millionth of a second...insane..Needless to say, I really got a lot out of this presentation...



Then off I went to my next seminar: Cracking a Windows accounts...I was curious if other methods existed which were more creative.  After 10 minutes in this seminar, I summarized the methods he was going to use and exited promptly not wanting to waste time as I wanted to get some info from Andre Pope's seminar on "Teacher's Preparation for the upcoming wave of tech-savvy students".  Andre is out in the teaching trenches talking about what he is doing in realtime.  He speaks from the heart as well as his technically enlightened mind on how he is converging his collaborative knowhow with current teaching methodologies in order to better connect with his current students.  As a technical futurist myself, I really can "envision" the realities he is attempting to explain to modern-day teachers.  I also gained a lot from this seminar.

Lunch happened afterwards and I got there a little too late as there wasn't much left to choose from.  I was able to cobble together a ham and cheese sandwich from some scraps and flung some lettuce in there to help ease the hunger pains...chips were also available.  I found myself feeling very much like a kid in high school again not knowing where to sit and overwhelmed by the amount of people already congregated in the eating area...so off I fled to find a nice quiet couch outside the scope of the enormous amount of talking heads...I find a spot near Nathan and continue to pick his brain on the ATD machine itself...not a lot more was gleaned as most of my questions had to do with areas of a confidential nature which he was not at liberty to discuss...I found alot of this door slamming throughout the day with many professionals...regardless, lunch was a good time.




Then off to the History of Hacking seminar I went.  I had high hopes for this seminar, but found it to be stammered and lacking in essential immediate information.  The topic header did not accurately reflect the subject matter and I left early and disappointed.  I slipped into the Yahoo Query Language seminar and found it to be a powerful way to get information from the yahoo databases that they allow you access into.  It's a great second door if Google APIs start to get bogged down from user glut....

At this point, I was getting dizzy from the amount of information being gleaned, but I was determined to make the most of this day.  Thanks to the many BarCamp sponsors, delicious Island Coffee was available everywhere and anywhere.  Tasty cookies and other sweets were also available as well as major label sodas! 
After getting my fix, I went on to my next seminar: the Google Q&A session.  Like the history of hacking, I was also disappointed by this seminar as practically every question you could possibly think to ask was carefully considered, muttered aloud and then redacted as not being able to answer on grounds it could disclose some key piece of the Google Collective.  The head Absorbaluff, er I mean speaker smiled and made lots of clever remarks and was able to hop skip and dance his way through a one hour session with no juicy details of the Google empire described.  Yes he was that good at dodging questions.  

So this was a mjor revelation that at BarCamp, you are just have to realize that you are not going to enjoy everything said, or not said.  Its about what you get out of it that matters most....

My next seminar was userinterface design with emphasis on the button.  Unfortunately, this talk was focused on web design and I absolutely loathe web design, primarily because I suck at it.  I can do the technical stuff all day long, but layout, graphics and visual aspects stop me cold.  So I left early knowing this was over my head, and went onwards to find out about NoSQL.  I had no clue what this was and still don't really have a clue, but from what I determined it is primarily for web-based data management, and allows very loose typing of records...which spells danger in data integrity in my old programmers head, so I get up and leave before I get lazy and adopt this a a new way of programming.  I hop into a few other talks and find nothing being accomplished by doing this, so I wait out the hour in a Java seminar and move onto the last seminar of the day: HomeBrew 101...


Yes beer making is one of my passions and this being a 101 seminar would make it simply a review of the basics, but you don't know what you may have never known, and I knew that much so in I went...It was a good review and I was relieved to see that many of the same difficulties I faced in brewing beer were also challenges faced by others.  The speaker was clear and focused on the basics.  He demonstrated with real equipment and kept it simple and clean the entire time.  He keyed in on sanitation many times throughout and stressed it heavily at the end.  There were even a few homebrews to try out at the end which really peeked interested from more than a few.





Then off to the afterparty!  After being mostly on my own floating from one information session to the next, I was now able to catch up with Mikey, Andre, and Paul to discuss BarCamp at the Mellow Mushroom.  It was a great time and we talked about anything and everything for more than a few hours eventually finding ourselves back on the path to our homes...what a day!

I am really looking forward to the next BarCamp and hope to have something to present next time myself....

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Pumas Final Match...

I must say after seeing my girls play their hearts out on Thursday against the Cougars, I was very optimistic about next season.  They played with such passion and fierce desire to prove they are learning, that I was able to stop "coaching" for a little while and just watch the great game unfold.  Yes, they did not win, and the odds were stacked against them, but that REALLY did not matter in this match.  What mattered was that they completed every basic and intermediate play that is vital for developmental soccer.  Defending was outstanding, offense was actually moving the ball downfield, and the attackers really figured out where to go without my constant "coaching" from the sidelines....too much fun to watch!  After not seeing that "spark" most of the season, I am glad I was able to witness it once before waiting out winter and starting up again in spring.

Gooooo PUMAS!